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Now back to our regularly scheduled program…

I have said some really stupid, dumb, idiot-esque things to men in the past.  Actually, who am I kidding, I have said dumb things to men and women. I am an equal opportunity idiot.  Here are ten (a small slice) of the less than stellar things I’ve said to men.

“I don’t know, I’m a catch.” As told to a man who asked why I was still single.

“Are you taking notes on this?”  Describing to a man what I am looking for in a mate.

“You’re nothing like the type of person I’ve imagined myself with.” Trying to explain to an ex-boyfriend that he was great, but not the kind of guy I saw myself with long term.

“You’re not a man’s man.” Explaining to a friend why he might not be able to help me fix my clogged sink.

“This date was an A+.” Not said often enough, now that I think about it.

“It’s okay that you’re late, but I might have to give you a detention.” Sternly said to Math Geek Matt when he was 45 minutes late for our blind date.

“You look taller than I remember.  Are you wearing lifts?” Casually mentioned to an insecure and vertically challenged friend of mine.

“Oh, just so you know, this isn’t a date.” I told my friend Riley when I invited him to an Angel’s game.

“Is this a date?” I asked two weeks later, when Riley suggested we grab dinner after small group.

“In California, we call mullets “schlongs”.  You know like a mullet is shot and long.  A short long…schlong.” As innocently told to my friend Matt.  He then proceeded to tell and re-tell this to his friends and my older brother eventually enlightened me that I should never, ever, ever refer to a mullet as anything other than a mullet.

Okay, your turn.  Who is brave enough to admit some of the ridiculous things they’ve said to men, or women?

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