Here is some advice to men from a few female celebrities. Not only can they act, but they are also pretty smart when it comes to what women want.
“Call us back right away. That ‘three day’ business does not apply. We’re getting older, and we don’t have time to screw around. Wait too long and we’ll lose interest. Trust me on this one.” Christina Applegate
“We pay closer attention to your hands than you think. It’s bad enough if you don’t have manly hands, but if your nails are longer than ours, forget it.” Courtney Cox
“Women are innately self-conscious. This is not a choice; it’s a genderwide condition. On a bad day, I look in the mirror and see my ten-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Bertha. On a really bad day, Bertha sees her two-hundred-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Brian Dennehy.” Alyssa Milano
“When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you’re afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: No matter who you are or what you look like, it’s always flattering when you hit on us. Always.” Poppy Montgomery
“We love the fact that it takes you only twelve minutes to get ready for anything, be it a black tie [event] or a basketball game. When it takes longer than that… what are you doing in there?” Mariska Hargitay
“Even if we’ve only been dating a few weeks, don’t introduce us as your ‘lady friend’ — or that’s exactly what we’ll become.” Emily Deschanel
“If we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, the first thing you should do is put your arm around us. And if we have to introduce ourselves, you are in big trouble.” Jenna Fischer
“We need you to be reachable at all times, but we don’t always pick up our phones when you call. We realize this seems like a double standard; if you’d like to discuss it further, just leave a message.” Julia Delpy
I think the last two are my favorites. Yours?
(Adapted from a yahoo.com article.)
These are great! I love Julia Delpy’s. And Alyssa Milano’s.
These are great Megan! My other all-time favorite is:
Rule 1 of early dating: The female is always right.
Rule 2: In the unlikely event the female is wrong, please see Rule 1.
P.S. FYI: Your boss is VERY proud of you. (Always!)
Megan, I was so excited that your “boss” lead me to you. I actually just downloaded your book on my Kindle for my SSR (silent sustained reading) book! I wanted an extra 20 minutes to continue. Thanks for the laugh! I thought I had been kissed late in life. God is incredible and I love that you said HE CAN DREAM BIGGER THAN YOU CAN!